FAIL: Fail photos and fail moments for the fans of Fail
FAIL: The phrase Fail is becoming commonplace in today’s western world, just as STD (or rather STI) has. I found an interesting account of its origin on Read Write Web the other day, but to put it crudely, ‘to fail’ is to make a ‘cock-up’ of something, usually quite badly.
The video clip of Nhlanhla Nene falling off his chair during a televised interview is a classic example. The web is becoming littered with videos and photos of fail moments – which range from the creatively clever to the laboriously lame. There is even a whole website called failblog.org dedicated to these.
Being a slow (and moderately hung-over) Friday morning, I Googled “fail” in Google images and had a little peruse. These are my top one’s that made me laugh out loud for about five hours and threw off everyone’s chi at work.
Soccer Fail & Dumb American Fail
Soccer Fail: Frankly I don’t find humour in people getting hurt. Neither does Frank. But this is pretty funny.
Dumb American Fail. lol - nuff said.
Projectile Vomit Fail
Projectile Vomit Fail
It always amazes me how people manage to take photos at such precise moments (catching the vomit projecting out of this gentleman’s nose in this case).
Shark Fail
Shark Fail
The cameraman seemed pretty chilled here.
Fast Food Fail
Fast Food Fail
Nice tomatoe sauce hand-writing.
Coned Cat Fail
Coned Cat Fail
I can just picture how confused this cat must have been.
Destined to Fail - Drunk Fail
Drunk Fail
I’m sure most of us can relate to this one on some level.
Frisbee Fail
Frisbee Fail
This is pretty rough – albeit funny. I hope Fido is alright…
Mechanical Bike Fail
Mechanical Bike Fail
“Bugger” he thought to himself at this point.
Gay Fail - secret’s out!
Gay Fail - secret’s out!
Unfortunate time to get caught on camera.
Car Wash Fail
Car Wash Fail
There are those bits of dirt that you just can't get off.
Fake ID Fail
Fake ID Fail
Dumbass.
Cheers to Failing!
Beer Fail
For more Fail check out: My Greatest Failures 2
Best Happy Friday post yet: If historic people had Facebook :D
** More Happy Friday LOL Pics **
A drunk is sitting at the bar. There is a very buxom blonde a few seats down from him. A fellow at the other end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. The glass hits the blonde in the breasts and spills all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.
This happens a couple more times. The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick the blonde on her breasts. She decks him! The drunk is lying on the floor moaning and groaning. "Why do you let the bartender do it!?" The drunk asks the blonde.
